It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.