It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
[on 8/24/04, before entering a Los Angeles hospital for heart valve replacement surgery] If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half.
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.