I don't get no respect

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.

With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.

I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.

It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.