With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
Rodney DangerfieldEvery time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'
Rodney Dangerfield