I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
Rodney DangerfieldI'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife had her driversโ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
Rodney Dangerfield