Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
My wife gives good headache.
I was a poster child... for birth control!
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.