I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.