With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
Rodney DangerfieldI've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?
Rodney DangerfieldI once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.
Rodney Dangerfield