I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.

I don't get no respect. I called Suicide Prevention. They tried to talk me into it.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.