I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
Rodney DangerfieldWe learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
Rodney DangerfieldDuring sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Rodney Dangerfield