I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.
I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."