My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
Rodney DangerfieldMy wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
Rodney Dangerfield