And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.