One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
Rodney DangerfieldWe lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.
Rodney DangerfieldFor Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
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