I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
Hey, did somebody step on a duck?
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.