It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
Rodney DangerfieldMy family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
Rodney DangerfieldI'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
Rodney Dangerfield