When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
Rodney DangerfieldWomen my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
Rodney DangerfieldIt's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
Rodney DangerfieldI once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
Rodney Dangerfield