She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.
I got myself good this morning too. I did my pushups in the nude, I didn't see the mouse trap.