With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
Rodney DangerfieldI tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
Rodney Dangerfield