When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.
Rodney DangerfieldI once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
Rodney DangerfieldI feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.
Rodney DangerfieldI live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
Rodney Dangerfield