You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
I once met a beautiful, proper English girl. I bid her adieu.... she bid me a don't.