A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.