And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
The shape I'm in, I could donate my body to science fiction.
To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.
I can't get no respect.
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.