My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
Rodney DangerfieldI joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
Rodney DangerfieldLast week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.
Rodney Dangerfield