I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
I live in a bad neighborhood. Why, I saw two complete strangers share a taxi - yeah, one guy took the radio and the other guy took the tires.
With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.