Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, Act your age. She died.
Rodney DangerfieldWith sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
Rodney DangerfieldI'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
Rodney Dangerfield