Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Rodney DangerfieldOnce when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.
Rodney DangerfieldI once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
Rodney Dangerfield