I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.
It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.
You live with life's disappointments and learn from them. At seventy-eight, I know it all.