All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.

My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.

My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.