My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide.
She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.