When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
I don't get no respect
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.