Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'
I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.