You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

Times don't change. Men do.