Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'