Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Times don't change. Men do.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.