Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.