Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.