Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."