Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.