Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.