The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.