If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.

If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.