If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.