I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
Sarah SilvermanI looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
Sarah SilvermanIf you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
Sarah Silverman