[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.