If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.