Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.