Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.

The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."