For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.