For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.