Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.
There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.