I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
E-books are impervious to analogy.
Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.