In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

E-books are impervious to analogy.