I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

I try to avoid giving advice.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.