The best things in life are silly.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.