The best things in life are silly.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.