Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?