On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.
Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.
If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?