Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.