Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!