I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.