Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

In the human race today, you came last.