Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I'm Irish. We think sideways