Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.