Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.