Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.