My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light