My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.