The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.