Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

Its all in the mind, you know.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.