Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.