Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
Its all in the mind, you know.
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.