Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.