How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
In the human race today, you came last.