There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.