The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.