The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Its all in the mind, you know.

The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)