The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.