And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.