And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.