And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

In the human race today, you came last.

I told you I was sick.