And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.