Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.