Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

In the human race today, you came last.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!

I told you I was sick.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.