Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.