Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

Its all in the mind, you know.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.