General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light