Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.