Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

Its all in the mind, you know.

The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in