The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.