Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?