Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.