I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.