I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.