I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

I'm Irish. We think sideways

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.