I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

I told you I was sick.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!