Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.