We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

I have got so low that I have asked to be hospitalized and for deep narcosis (sleep). I cannot stand being awake. The pain is too much... Something has happened to me, this vital spark has stopped burning - I go to a dinner table now and I don't say a word, just sit there like a dodo. Normally I am the centre of attention, keeps the conversation going, - so that is depressing in itself. It's like another person taking over, very strange. The most important thing I say is 'good evening' and then I go quiet.

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.