Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.