My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
I told you I was sick.