Its all in the mind, you know.
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.