In the human race today, you came last.
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
The most difficult book I have ever read was a manual on the use of iron bangles by A.J. Thompson.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.