I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.